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This is how it feels to be Leeds scum,
This is how it feels to be cheap,
This is how it feels
when you bang at the back of the sheep!!!

   
Mourinho you were listening,
You'd kept our trophy glistening,
Couse we won it back and you got the sack
Walking in a Fergie Wonderland!

We paid for their home,
We paid for their home,
What a waste in council tax
We paid for their home!

Steeeeeve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He kisses the badge on his chest,
Then hands in a transfer request,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard!

Michael Shields got ten long years,
Now he's gettin bummed by queers,
Ten long years without parole,
Now he's got a sore arse hole

In 76, they say it's true,
a trophy was won by a team in blue.
It's been so long since that date,
So we'll sing a song,
That they'll fucking hate!
32 years, fuck all!
32 years, fuck all!

Blue and White balloons,
They look so good in the sky!
They wave City trophies good buy,
Blue and White balloons!

Lee Martin, oooooooooo!
Lee Martin, ooooooooоо!
He hited blue balloon,
He saw city in gloom!

If you come from Manchester,
You're sure to be a blue,
Moston Collyhurst, Salford, Ancoats too,
And if you think that this is true you're nothing but a fool,
Cos in this town of Manchester Man United rule,
Tra la la la,
We all hate city,
Tra la la la, la la, la la, la la.
Forget youre Bayern Munichs, Juventus, Ajax too,
There's only one collosal team they play in Lazer Blue,
The're gonna beat United like once upon a time,
The're gonna conquer Europe like they did in 69,
Tra la la la,
We all hate city,
Tra la la la, la la, la la, la la.

White heart lane,
Shit in rain,
Shit in sunshine too!
Seven sisters wait for us,
We'll come and murder you!

   
Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the Scousers on the top
Put City in the middle
And we'll burn the fucking lot

   
This is how it feels to be City
This is how it feels to be small
This is how it feels
When your team wins nothing at all
Nothing at all...

   
Diego, oh-oh-oh, Diego, oh-oh-oh
He came from Uruguay, he made the Scousers cry

   
We hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Liverpool too, (and Leeds)
We hate Manchester City
But United we love you - altogether now...

   
Oh Manchester (oh Manchester)
Is wonderful (is wonderful)
Oh Manchester is wonderful
It's full of tits, fanny, and United,
Oh Manchester is wonderful.

   
Oh Brian Kidd (oh Brian Kidd)
Is still a Manc (is still a Manc)
Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc
He's fucking up Leeds United
Oh Brian Kidd is still a Manc

   
Oh Elland road (oh Elland road)
Is full of sheep (is full of sheep)
Oh Elland road is full of sheep
It's full of sheep, sheep and more sheep
Oh Elland is full of sheep

   
Oh Merseyside (oh Merseyside)
Is full of shit (is full of shit)
Oh Merseyside is full of shit
It's full of shit, shit, and more shit
Oh Merseyside is full of shit

   
If you all hate scousers clap your hands,
If you all hate scousers clap your hands,
If you all hate scousers, all hate scousers,
All hate scousers clap your hands!
If you really hate them clap your hands,
If you really hate them clap your hands,
If you really hate them, really hate them,
Really hate them clap your hands!

   
Viera, oweeeeeoh
Viera, oweeeeeoh
He gave Giggsy a ball
and Arsenal won fuck all

   
Roman stole his fucking money from the poor
and policemen will be knocking at his door
KGB has got his number
and his Chelsea’s going under
Cause he stole his fucking money from the poor

   
My old man, said "be a city fan"
I said "bolloks, you're a cunt (you're a cunt)!"
"I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a city fan for just one minute"
With hatchets and hammers
Stanley knifes and spanners
We'll show those city bastards how to fight (how to fight)
I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it
Than be a city fan for just one minute". Altogether now...

   
The council house is never full
The council house is never full
It's only full when they play United
The council house is never full

   
When the russian goes to prison
You'll be fucked
When the russian goes to prison
You'll be fucked

   
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
Thirty good years fuck all!
Thirty good years fuck all!
Thirty good years fuck all!
Thirty good years fuck all!

   
If I die in the Kippax Street, who-oh, who-oh
If I die in the Kippax Street, who-oh, who-oh
If I die in the Kippax Street
There'll be ten blue bastards at my feet
Who-oh, oh who-oh, who-oh
Use your head and use your feet, who-oh, who-oh
Use your head and use your feet, who-oh, who-oh
Use your head and use your feet
We will take the Kippax street
Who-oh, oh who-oh, who-oh
If my bones do not mend, who-oh, who-oh
If my bones do not mend, who-oh, who-oh
If my bones do not mend
Carry me back to the Stretford End
Who-oh, oh who-oh, who-oh

   
Oh, wanky, wanky
Wanky, wanky, wanky, wanky Wanderers

   
Cheer up Alan Shearer
And what can it mean
To a sad geordie bastard
And a shite football team

   
You're coming up
You're going down
You're coming up
You're going down
Up and down Up and down
Shake it all around
That's what city is all about

   
Sign on, sign on
With a pen in your hand
Cos you'll never get a job
You'll never get a job

   
Same old Arsenal, always cheatin
Same old Arsenal, always cheatin

   
Feed the scousers
Let them know its Christmas time